User:Planetbox@legacy4196434
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| Self Appointed Title | Warrior of the Stars and Sky |
| Real Name | If I told you, I'd have to painfully erase your memory. |
| Location | Are you sure you want to know? |
| Birthplace | I'm afraid it's been lost to time. |
| Favorite Game | Spirit Tracks |
| Wiki Status | Puny |
| Mental Status | Insane |
| Social Status | That guy |
Hi! I'm Planetbox, and this sentence is over now.
How I Began Playing Zelda
The only real reason I started the series was because it was the only game the FBI would give me when I was stationed at the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunately, I couldn't play many when my Wii broke down after the incident with the mackerels and Sergeant Sam. After the funeral they sent me off into the ocean on a raft. I don't remember much about that trip but when I washed on the shore of Morocco, they said I had sucker marks everywhere on my body. It took a few weeks of a job as a gum scraper in a movie theater before I raised enough money to fly to the Americas, change my name, and vanish from all national records. Strangely, not everybody believes that story. I wonder why?
Game History
Here I have a table of all the Zelda games I've played and such. If you don't know how to read these tables, the check means yes, the x means no, and the triangles show footnotes when you scroll over them.
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